just some old lady

Sep 19, 2014

(Source: best-of-memes, via amoying)

Sep 11, 2014

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

(via apollogizing)

Sep 10, 2014

(Source: phrux, via meltdowncityqueen)

Sep 10, 2014

Supplies for giving birth

fuckyeahsexeducation:

Hospital/Birthing Center

For the Pregnant Person

  • oil or cornstarch for massage
  • lip balm
  • toothbrush and toothpaste
  • hairbrush and comb
  • a short gown or robe if hospital clothes are uncomfortable
  • rolling pin, massage device for pressure, or hot or cold pack to help…

For the pregnant person: Your favorite gentle, good quality body wash (like Dove body wash) and your favorite shampoo and conditioner. Your first shower after the birth is amazing and the hospital usually has a tiny bottle of crummy shampoo and some bar soap.

Sep 10, 2014

http://instagram.com/p/cpOj7RBkEC/

(Source: jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk, via hereiswhereiloveyou)

Sep 10, 2014

cigabrettemichaels:

coral-fangs:

comealongmisspond:

vajoochie:

how do boys look good without makeup

Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it

shots fired

Holy shit

(via gnarly)

Sep 10, 2014

alexliveslaughesloves:

Payback is a bitch.

(Source: sizvideos, via fake-mermaid)

Sep 10, 2014

graceespooks:

OH MY GOD

(Source: catbushandludicrous, via unclefather)

Sep 10, 2014

Sep 9, 2014

"I did this radio show and the deejay asks me, ‘What if you woke up tomorrow and you were beautiful?’
What do you mean ‘what if’?
He said, ‘What if you woke up and you were blonde and you had blue eyes and you were 5’11 and you weighed 100 pounds and you were beautiful? What would you do?’
And I said, ‘Well, I probably wouldn’t get up ‘cause I’d be too weak to stand.’
And I felt very sorry for him, ‘cause if that’s the only kind if person that you think is beautiful, you must not see very much beauty in the world.
And I think everybody is beautiful. And if you don’t think that I am beautiful, you are missing out. Because I am so beautiful."

Margaret Cho: Beautiful (via justanothersinger)

I want this tattooed on the inside of everyone’s eyelids.

(via aka14kgold)

I woulda smoove cussed his ass out on air.

That’s so fucked up

(via tashabilities)

(via treasurewisesilliness)

Sep 9, 2014

Sep 9, 2014

Sep 9, 2014

porpentine:

one of my favorite things is how people talk to themselves in tumblr tags, taking this space designed for metadata classification and using it as a form of parenthetical speech. those grey little tags feel so cozy, a whispered dimension to the flat communication of the net

(via circumcising)

Sep 8, 2014

officialfrenchtoast:

officialfrenchtoast:

(Source: zero1infinity, via fake-mermaid)

Sep 8, 2014

xombiedirge:

The Hug Machine by Scott C. / Tumblr

Celebrate “Hug a Book" week with Scott Campbell’s new book launch at Gallery Nucleus on September 6th, 2014. More info HERE.

Along with the book signing and art exhibition, there are giveaways and a vigorous hug-ercise lesson planned. Check it out HERE.

(via thefrogman)